This site will be taken down March 31st, 2026.

This was not an easy decision to make. For the last couple years, I have been struggling to find motivation for this site and to keep up with basic maintenance and security updates. With the rise of AI and more sophisticated tools, the usefulness of sites like this is questionable and traffic has nose-dived. I just don't have it in me to keep doing this. Thank you all for 10 years of support!

Zach

便座におしっこしちゃったら、ちゃんと拭くのよ!

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便座 おしっこしちゃったら ちゃんと 拭く

English Translation

If you piss on the toilet seat, wipe it off!

Furigana

便座(べんざ)におしっこしちゃったら、ちゃんと()くのよ!

Romanji

Benza ni oshikkoshichattara, chanto fuku no yo!

Words

便座 (べんざ)
toilet seat
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at (place, time); in; on; during; to (direction, state); toward; into; for (purpose); because of (reason); for; with; by; from; as (i.e. in the role of); per; in; for; a (e.g. "once a month"); and; in addition to; if; although
おしっこ (おしっこ)
wee-wee; pee-pee; number one
ちゃんと (ちゃんと)
diligently; seriously; earnestly; reliably; steadily; legitimately; perfectly; properly; exactly; orderly; punctually; regularly; sufficiently; satisfactorily; quickly
拭く (ふく)
to wipe; to dry
()
indicates possessive; nominalizes verbs and adjectives; substitutes for "ga" in subordinate phrases; (at sentence-end, falling tone) indicates a confident conclusion; (at sentence-end) indicates emotional emphasis; (at sentence-end, rising tone) indicates question
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indicates certainty, emphasis, contempt, request, etc.; used when calling out to someone; used to catch one's breath or get someone's attention; yo!

Kanji

便
Readings: ベン、 ビン、 たよ.り
Meanings: convenience, facility, excrement, feces, letter, chance
Readings: ザ、 すわ.る
Meanings: squat, seat, cushion, gathering, sit
Readings: ショク、 シキ、 ぬぐ.う、 ふ.く
Meanings: wipe, mop, swab