This site will be taken down March 31st, 2026.

This was not an easy decision to make. For the last couple years, I have been struggling to find motivation for this site and to keep up with basic maintenance and security updates. With the rise of AI and more sophisticated tools, the usefulness of sites like this is questionable and traffic has nose-dived. I just don't have it in me to keep doing this. Thank you all for 10 years of support!

Zach

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我々は敵軍に向かってほふく前進した。

我々(われわれ)敵軍(てきぐん)()かってほふく前進(ぜんしん)した。
We crept toward the enemy.
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ほふく前進はもっと素早くゴキブリのように這え!

ほふく前進(ぜんしん)はもっと素早(すばや)くゴキブリのように()え!
Crawl forward is done much more agilely - scuttle like a cockroach!
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日本のどこに体育でほふく前進やらせる学校があるんだよ。

日本(にっぽん)のどこに体育(たいいく)でほふく前進(ぜんしん)やらせる学校(がっこう)があるんだよ。
Where in all Japan is there a school that has 'advance at the crawl' in P.E.?!